*goes outside to be social with campus friends*
*thinks ‘don’t fuck up don’t fuck up’ repeatedly*
-one of them waves at me
*waves back*
*slips on the wet grass and is suddenly lying on the ground*
-friends laugh for about 10 minutes straight

i'm gonna be 'that guy' now for sure lmao

Every Minecraft youtuber ever


*Dubstep intro, animated pickaxes fly across the screen*
"Hey guys this is MinecraftGuy49Xx and this is episode 452 of Minecraft Hunger Games. Let’s get started! Ok so I got a wooden swo-OHMYGODTHERESAGUYWOAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHH- Ok I killed him. So this is my spade named spady, he’s the one running joke so I have so you can tell me apart from the millions of other Minecraft LP-ers. Oh look I died, like and subscribe.”

(via whitetail-music)

i don’t trust people who don’t like tacos

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.

17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?

21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?